|Not sure if this is the original link, but it is the closest I could find.|
"You know that sissy mage in the flowerly cloak and the beads?"
"Don't ever, ever piss him off."
Just because the mage can't carry a sword, doesn't mean that he is unarmed.
Perfect for the Talislanta race known as Gnomekin.Unfortunately, the only decent link I could find of one is NSFW. On the otherhand, she is riding a crystal.