Oh, does this need to happen.
Eddie Murphy (probably unwisely) stepped down as this year's Oscar host after his "Tower Heist", wannabe Oscar director, Brett Ratner was "yanked after outing himself as a small minded douche. The best part of this is the growing internet movement to have the Muppets host the Oscars! <
Update: Apparently they hired Billy Crystal again. Not wildly original, but probably a solid choice.