Antler Dagger

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This particular piece of awesome would be perfect for any low-tech or forest based culture. I'm thinking Darksun, Wood Elves or Talislanta (Jaka). I'm sure your game of choice has an applicable species/culture.

A Few Moments of Laughter to Remember Rik Mayall

Star of The Young Ones, Bottom, Blackadder, Drop Dead Fred (highly underrated!), Bad News and many others.

BBC News: Goodbye to Lord Flashheart

Funniest moments of Rik Mayall 

Zombie Killin' Hat

This prodigious piece of headwear bestows the wearer with a +1 to all dice rolls when dealing with the undead (damage, turning, to-hit etc).

However, it also bestows a -2 to all rolls related to Survival and Common Sense.

Dungeon Chicken

Dungeons are dangerous places for even the most fearsome of creatures. For a chicken to survive there, it must be a very powerful chicken indeed.

Delver's lore tells that if an adventurerer was ever lucky enough to find and kill such a chicken the rewards could be, invaluable.

What is inside the chicken? (D10)
1-3) Its just chicken.
4) Healing chicken (heal all lost health)
5) Illegal Drugs (worth 3,000gold or equivalent)
6) A gun (or small crossbow)
7) 1,000 gold coins or equivalent
8) a cell phone (some form of communication amulet)
9) Candy!
10) Absorb its power! 1D4 people eating the chicken gain +1 to the stat of their choice.

This is to celebrate the return of Orange is the New Black. 

Cup of the Bat​

​http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/food-drink/bat-mug.asp

This chalice is a relic of the Bat Cult that bestows echolocation bat-owers when used in the proper bat-manner.

The cup must be filled with bat blood at sundown then drunk while repeating the sacred bat-chant ("nana, nana, nana, nana") of the Bat Cult.

If successful, the person who drunk the blood now has the power of echolocation between the hours of sun-down and sun-up, which allows them to emit high piched bat-squeeks and 'see' the sound as it bounces back to their now bat-tuned ears. The potion must be drunk at preciesly sundown, or else the result it little more than nausea and a 30% chance of contracting rabies.

If the potion in inhumed properly, the person (ie, the player) must now speak in a low, hoarse whisper. Failing to do so will result in the person accidentally deafening/(and therefore blinding) themself for approximately 1d4 hours.  

Barrel Nolt

Nolts are large goblin-folk known for their solitary nature and sour dispositions. They can be found living in enclosed, dark areas, such as shallow caves or abandoned structures. In civilized areas they are sometimes mistaken for homeless or drunken men. The main difference is that a Nolt will not abandon the derelict home or cave that it currently occupies because it will be guarding its precious barrel (or other container) of the powerful moonshine called ‘knip.’

Knip has been described as smelling like dead catoblepas doused in lamp-oil and then set on fire, and has been described as tasting like ‘troll’s toe sweat’. However, knip has picked up a number of fans who consider themselves connoisseur and judge the beverage based on its pungency, the consistency of its jammy chunks, and number of days lost after a typical ‘jigger’.

Scholars who study such things have noted that no one has ever seen a Nolt young, or even a female, which has lead some scholars to speculate that a certain percentage of these connoisseurs will one day have one jig too many and disappear from society. But then, somewhere close by, a newly formed Nolt will find a dark location to store its own barrel.

The Unwashed Mawashi

Mawashi! 

Tradition says that by donning the mawashi of a great sumo warrior, you will come into procession of the warrior’s strength and peace of mind. In truth, only the mawashi of the strongest warriors will bestow this kind of boon, and only when those mawashi still contains the still-living essence of the great warrior.

To bestow its true power, the wearer must embrace the true essence of the sumo, which means stripping down and wearing only the mawashi while fighting without weapons. In return, it will double the wearer’s strength and endow them an unstoppable appetite for rice, saki and pie.

Bard Spell: The Sax Solo

Once, in the not so distant past, saxophone solos were considered the most powerful of musical interludes, and were randomly inserted into almost every song. This lead to a saxaphone glut and the cataclysmic collapse now known as the Sax Sacking of ‘91.

However, every bard worth her strings knows that sax is still the king of cool and that a perfectly timed solo can calm even the most savage beast, allowing allies time to rest, ready spells and prepare before the final push. Any bard who knows this spell and is in possession of a killer sax, can play a solo for a number of rounds equal to their skill level (bonuses for being outlined against the sky, leather pants, alternatively shirtless/wet shirt, and/or at sunset), during which time allied players can perform any action except directly attack an opponent, and all opponents are stunned by the sheer quantity awesome sauce they are being forced to ingest. Attacking an opponent during the solo immediately breaks the spell.

Claw Shield of Ulitmate Awesome

http://community.thefoundry.co.uk/discussion/topic.aspx?f=9&t=52707

This fearsome artifact is made out of one-hundred percent thunderonium, which is the most awesome metal ever created. It can deflect any weapon, is totally indestructible and can even stop magical shit.

It gives the wearer reflexes like a cat, makes their eyes cat-like so they can see in the dark, or have the strenght of a tigon (the strongest of all the cats, lookitup!) but not both at the same time. You have to say the right spell and it works for only an hour, but then you can say one of the other spells.

It also holds a magic sword, that fits when you put it in, but like, when you pull it out, grows to four feet long!

But it also has this curse. There is this Mummy guy named Rah, who lived like ten thousand years ago who first made the Claw Shield, and used it to conquer the world and get this like huge harem filled with every type of woman he wanted. But the queen was jealous of all those bitches and one night after she totally rocked his world with her and three other girls, just to make sure he was totally drained out. Then she stole the shield and gave it to her lover. The pharaoh dude then started a huge war to get the shield back, but he got captured.

They tied him up like a mummy and buried him alove in this giant underground pyramid guarded by cat-people mummies. The mummy-guy is still alive though, and he always tried to get the shield back, and will kill everyone the wearer loves to get it back. This makes the wearer all sad and broody and deep, even though he can totally kick eveyone’s ass.

House Rule: Duck Face

Any player making a charisma (or similar skill/attribute) roll while doing the 'duck face' gains an automatic +1 to the roll, unless the game-master laughs, at which time it becomes an automatic -1. If you can achive a full on 'Blue Steel' you get +5 points to the role!