Instead of paying the internet bill, my wife bought boots.
I can't access Blogger without jumping through about six different hoops or chewing through my phone's dataplan like Godzilla through an army tank.
So until we get it straightened out, here is a toupee that plays any Huey Lewis and the News song on request.
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You all realize that this single screencap has ruined all Dire-"___" monsters for me forever, right?